VOL. XXVII ยท NO. 8 28ยข (OR ONE BOTTLE) SINGAPORE LATE EDITION

THE DAILY SMASH

"ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT TO DRINK"
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EXCLUSIVE!

27 ARRIVES. NOBODY READY.

Two birthdays, one bungalow. The pair pictured below respond the only way they know how: dinner, drinks, board games.

EXCLUSIVE PHOTO Two locals mid-swing

Pictured: 27 teaching 26 what to expect. Lesson lands Friday.

CASUALTY REPORT A leg in a knee brace, resting in bed

Another suspect, struck ahead of schedule, is currently in crutches. Recovery demanded by Friday.

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